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Bartending
Bartending
I've been a Bartendar for many many years~ I'd like to give you some tip's on how to bartend~
First thing, before you go to work, leave all the problems at home.Don't bring them to work with ya. You are there to listen to their problems.You've just became a full pledge shrink
I hope you came to work all neat and clean, all smiles!Try to look sexy,Don't come to work looking as though your wearing  a unbrella.
First thing is to unlock the door, turn alarm off!Thats not the way to get Attention~
Next, Fill in your Ice Ben JUST IN CASE SOMEONE WALKS IN AND NEEDS A QUICK DRINK. Mainly your boss will be FIRST on the list~iF YOU DONT KNOW A DRINK, FAKE IT AND PRETEND YOUR MIND JUST WENT BLANK, 'WHAT WAS IN IT AGAIN?"
COUNT YOUR REGISTER MONEY,MAKE SURE ITS ALL THERE!
Next Finish up setting up your bar.Make sure you have your Juice Bottles ready and cut up fresh fruit.Straws out, short and long.In Glasses next to the WELL.
Turn On ALl the Lights, Cig Machines, Vender Machines, and Lights.
   Make sure Clean ash trays are on all the tables and around the Pool table.Ask if you can Put Candles/A Rose on Tables for romantic touch.Stock Snacks.
Fill up your sinks. Make sure the water is very hot, and put the disifective in the first sink.
While your waiting, Twist piles of napkins to make napkins look appealing. It only takes a glass, put on top of a stack ,and twist.Spread out around the bar.
Make sure all ash trays are clean at all times.And Wipe in front of customers at a regular basis.And a Napkin or coaster is under there drink, so they don't spill them.
In your spare time, wipe down liquor bottles.Talk to the Customers to make them feel at home. Wanting to COME BACK.Remember DONT WHINE.
Never Pick up men there and take them home. Its not a whore house were running. Keep a Respectable Profile.
If someone starts getting drunk that you see, STOP SERVING THEM.If they get into a accident, its YOUR FAULT and will be charged with it.Better to be safe then sorry. If they are drunk, and demand to go home,Call them a cab.Or make their buns sit there till their sober enough  to drive.
If someone buys you a drink, say thankyou ,you'll get it in a minute, DONT GET THE DRINK, put it aside ,later put in tip jar.
Always remember what they drink, before you remember their names.That way when they walk into the Lounge, your already on it.
Remember to be ALERTED to watch the tables also AND THE BAND.Make sure your always scoping out everyones drinks, to offer another.So their not waiting impatiently for you. Please learn how to line up the rack,to mix up more then 1 to 3 drinks.Keep them flowing.
Do not let Drugs/Alcohol  go into the bar, if it were to get busted, youd get charged also, and LOOSE YOUR JOB!
As the night goes on, tune into your customers.Dont be gabbing on the phone.
Time to close up, Clocks are 15 minutes ahead. Make sure you give last call, at quarter till. Their out the door at 2:00am, BAR TIME.
Start closing down, pick up extra ash trays,wipe off tables, push in chairs,shut machines down,sweep floors. empty trash in bath rooms, and bar in dumpster.
Clean your glasses, Sinks,Hot water in Well,Put away Juices,Straws,Napkins,WIPE THE POOL TABLE DOWN, COUNT THE REGISTER OUT.Make sure you subtract your bank. Take a register reading. Document it all. If you are short,Fill it in with your tips,.Put Count on Empty Liq. Bottles
Drop your money into the safe,Turn off lights, MAKE SURE YOU TURN ALARM ON!LEAVE ALONE! UNLESS YOU KNOW A GUY THAT WILL EXCORT YOU TO YOUR CAR.DONT FORGET YOUR TIPS!
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Ask the Owner if They have a BAR TAB.That's so The Bartendar can give a customer a free drink, to show class & consideration to the Customer,So they will come back.To write it down,What you give away.DONT GET CARRIED AWAY! Some bar's are to damn cheap to do this, So use your tip money!
Try to Light any one's Cigerrette that need's it lit,EXCEPT THE OWNER! Only kidding!
Try to give a FRESH COLD MUG,EVERY TIME THEY WANT A REFILL ON A DRAFT! MAKE SURE THEY ALWAYS GET A FRESH NAPKIN UNDER DRINKS ALSO,AFTER EVERY NEW DRINK.
KNOW YOUR DRINK"S! They sell,Drink Recipe's on Drinks, at Liquor Stores.
New Drink's come out all ythe time: Don't worry,It's Impossable to remember Every single Drink out there!
Each Bar you go into has their Own way of doing thing's,"Listen to How they want thing's done" Don't be set in your way's!
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